Overthrow Agrabah!

O People of Agrabah, open your eyes to the wickedness of your rulers! You have been lied to and deceived by your leaders — the Imperialist stooges the Sultan and Prince Ali Ababwa — whose only desire is to enslave you and feed their narcissistic desires!

What has the Sultan done for your nation, renowned as the cradle of civilization? He has condemned you to a lifetime of being one jump ahead of the breadline, one swing ahead of the sword, stealing only what you can't afford! The Sultan has robbed you of your wealth, livelihood, and religion, and while your country descends further into shambles, he giddily plays with his toys like and infant. He is one skip ahead of his doom, one trick ahead of disaster — and soon his luck will run out.

O citizens! You see through his charade, and that of the Zionist puppet Prince Ali Ababwa and the harlot Jasmine. The plunderous excesses of the Prince, an infidel who has traded his prayer rug for a heathen magic carpet, has not gone unnoticed. Seventy-five golden camels, fifty-three pruple peacocks, a zoo of exotic-type mammals...could this money have not gone to building clinics, poorhouses, and mosques? Could it have been used to pay the salaries of civic employees instead of his forty fakirs, his cooks and bakers, his birds that warble on key — all making way for Prince Ali?

Let us not forget the brutal tactics of Chief of Secret Police Razoul, whose system of arbitrary detentions and forced disappearances have snared so many of your citizens. In Agrabah, they cut off your ear if they don't like your face — it is truly barbaric! Razoul, like his corrupt masters, must face justice.

The stooges secluded in their palace of opulence must be shown the true face of the people! The revolution is upon us! Let the Islamic Republic of Agrabah rise from the ashes of this corrupt and brutal dictatorship!

Ayatollah Ruhollah Jafar
Paris, France